sunday.
i slept in.
feeling great.
wake up to a text from joey price wanting to hang out. i told him about the castro street fair and that dakota was doing a mermaid show and he told me he'd be at my place soon.
we meet up and walk down the street to the fair. its so cool. tons of people, tons of stages, tons of drag queens. so we walk around and see the sights and find dakotas mermaid pool. we bought a beer and i hugged dakotas mom and met her friend andrea (the pirate in the show with her). dakota hooks us up with some passes and we get free sandwiches. (the date is going well). we see dakotas show which is super funny and andrea plays the accordian, violin, and guitar. after the show joey and i walk to the park and hang out watching this dude try to play smash ball with this homeless guy. it was the funniest shit all day. dude would gently serve the ball to home-y and home-y would smash it like 30' away. and then patiently the dude would go get it and serve it gently again etc etc. joey's really cool. super funny and a nice dude and i hope he wants to hang out again.
as we're leaving the park dakota calls me and reminds me that we took off with her passes so i have to go back to give them to her and joey has to go to rehearsal. we hug and say bye and i go back to merm town.
there, dakota and andrea are getting ready for the show and dakotas girlfriend (who hides this fact because she's not out of the closet yet, regardless of the fact that shes had a two year relationship with a girl and now a nine month relationship with dakota...cukoo bitch) and friend john are outside waiting for the show to start. we all kind of hang out and watch the show and then as they are closing down etc alex and john head off to a bar for us to meet them at after the cleaning up is finished.
i ask dakota why her gf is acting like a little bitch and dakota tells me that they got in a fight a couple of days ago because dakota was looking at her too much at a party and alex got all in her face telling her "don't be so obvious." how infuriating. so dakota's been in "the dog house" for hte past couple of days and i think its all bullshit.
we go out to Qbar and they all buy drinks. i however, find some unattended gin and tonics and totally snatch them like the hobo that i am. aka we're having an awesome time.
its like 6:30 and the club is bumping like its 3am. people are so rowdy from the street fair and just ohhhh bumpin n grinding. my faves were these two middle-aged asian lesbians that didnt know how to dance but oh did they love to.
at some point in our dancing and fun having times i look over and see alex (the not-out lesbo bitch) sitting with her legs spread and this little pixie girl rubbing her thighs and holding her hands and grabbing her boobs and im like "dakota, wtf?!?" dakota gets eyes on he situation and we are like, out. we go smoke a cig and walk around the block and try to justify her behavior as being excited to be in a gay friendly bar getting hit on by a chick. (im still like, eh eh, thats ur gf, none of that). so we go back to the bar and theyre not talking anymore so dakota goes to the bathroom. the moment she leaves alex gets up and is rubbing on pixie girl and they go outside together. dakota comes back and i am in a rage and im like lets go check this out.
we go outside and they are holding hands and exchanging numbers. dakota walks up and hands alex her purse and is like, "oh hey guys, really? really, alex?" and we walk away. we get not half a block away when dakota turns around with fire in her eyes and goes back to them:
dakota: "what the fuck?! do you know that this girl isn't even OUT yet??"
pixie: "hehe, yeah, she told me."
dakota: "well, its a real sensitive subject so y'all must be pretty close. (to alex) how is it that you can come out to a gay bar on CASTRO street and just mack on ANY random girl and not be gay?!?! (to pixie) it was great to meet you. thank you. have an awesome night together."
alex: (to pixie) "just ignore her."
ooooooh we so pissed. we walk down the street with andrea, dakota is sobbing, john comes to meet us we have a big long talk. dakota is calming down and things are looking up for our evening when low and behold alex walks up the street.
alex: "dakota you are such an asshole. i did this because you hurt me the other day. this is your punishment. YOU ARE NOT MY GIRLFRIEND."
dakota: "then get out of my face."
etc etc
she leaves. more crying ensues. im raging pissed and was srsly biting my tongue the whole time and trying not to hit a bitch.
we decide to get food.
we go to baghdad cafe and everyone starts to chill out a bit. alex is calling dakota non-stop so much so that her phone dies. shes calling john like crazy. she leaves d all these messages about what an asshole she is and john puts her on speaker phone and shes like "dakota ur an asshole" so i hang up his phone. then she calls back beggggging to talk to d who wont talk to her so i say, "ill tlak to her." and i get on the phone and i say,
"eat a fucking dick bitch haHAAA"
and hang up.
she keeps calling and calling and i dont know why but john tells her where we are.
she comes up in the restaurant yelling and causing a scene. comes right up to me and yells, "i never talked to anybody like that! ooh girl im so fucking mad at you...."
the waitress comes up and is like, you need to leave. and all of us at the table are like yes she does. alex starts yelling at the waitress and the waitress goes to call the cops. alex is like, "dakota talk to me talk to me..... i wont leave until you talk to me....just come outside with me." meanwhile andrea is standing up in her face talking her down, telling her shes embarrassing herself and needs to leave. finally waitress comes up and is like you all have to leave if shes with you. so dakota agrees to walk her out the door so that we can get rid of her and continue our meal.
as dakota stands up she creates a gap between me (up against the window in the corner of the room and the spot where she was sitting) and alex rushes me.
she punches me in the eye and grabs me by the hair. i immediately stand up, "WHAT!?!?!?" and throw a glass of water in her face and grab onto her doorag. she pulls me across the room knocking over tables and chairs and john and andrea are trying to pull her off of me. she rips my necklace off and breaks it and still has me by the hair. so there are like two feet of hair separating me n her and in these two feet are andrea and john. i cant even see or reach her.
they get her off of me and i grab my things, apologize to the waitress and walk out the door towards katies house.
she jumps me from behind grabbing my hair again and takes me down to the ground. andrea cop grabs her and slams her against the newspaper stands and a big guy from inside the restaurant comes out and takes me with him inside and says he'll protect me.
at this point, a huge chunk of hair falls out of my head onto the table. and i start to cry.
the cops come and im pressing charges.
we walk back home and i smoke as many cigs as i possibly can.
dakota sleeps over with me and has over 50 missed calls, 30 texts, 15 voicemails. bitch is crazy. and aint no way they getting back together.
so,
ive been here a week and i already have a black eye.
san fran.
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